kenny chesney

A popular country singer among trailer-trash women, who are on average more then double his weight. He's rumored to be gay and probably is.

Bertha and Betty-Joe-Bob love them some Kenny Chesney... and ranch flavored doritos.

by Brian the Definer November 16, 2006

kenny

Will definitely fuck you over. Don't ever trust him, not even in an emergency! Usually a gaming and music fanatic. cute in an ugly way. Super funny! Will always cheer you up! Mixed race and proud and shy about it. Does not have perfect hair. Hates the word perfect. Falls in love easily. Loves short blondes. Smart. Has many talents, but doesn't know it.

Kenny fucked me over.
Kenny makes me happy.
Kenny always cheers me up.

by Olivia Linda July 20, 2018

Kenny

A young guy who thinks his life is over because he lost his first love. He complains to everyone, explaining how he cant move on and or anything because he misses her so much.

Dont be a Kenny. Move on with your life.

by OnceYouPopp September 1, 2018

Kenny

Poor, broke, out of money.

I'd go out with you guy, but I'm so Kenny right now it's not even funny.

by Dark Lord Cthulhu December 23, 2011

Kenny

The best car in the universe, created by god to tackle any task thrown it's rusty old way.

Kenny can be seen usually with P-Plates on, being driven by a responsible young person, or driven by a terrible L Plater.

"Oh my god look at that car! It's just so brilliant"
"It must be Kenny"

"Kenny's going to get new tyres today"
" OH MY GOD I LOVE KENNY 4 LYF"

by Big Johnno Bro January 17, 2012

Sticky Kenny

A Sticky Kenny is the way to teach a girl that a 70's bush is both disgusting and inappropriate. When you go down on a girl with a nasty, thick bush you wait till she is cumming. You then pull out a fistfull of her stanky pubes, spit in your hand and slap her in the face with it while simultaneously punching her in the asshole with the hopes of fisting her ass.

That bitch had a nasty 70's bush so I gave her a Sticky Kenny!

by Superbad August 21, 2013

kenny nicley

this is a man who LOVES the cock and also loves getting his anus exploded by the impact of a niggers huge cock, preferably mike tyson or shaquill oneal.

guy 1: did you hear that guy banged over 50 famous niggers of the television and movie industry guy 2:lol soundss like kenny nicley from b-ville.

by devininja 420 June 20, 2009