Kyle

the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019
Alex: yo jacob.

Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.

jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.
by blexbharette March 25, 2019
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Kyle

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.
Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."
by CertifiedWeebTrash July 22, 2019
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Kyle

Dang Kyle look it’s you
*points to dryer sheet*
by Dad is that you June 03, 2019
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kyle

Kyle, he is a very untrustworthy person, he loves his friends, he is very predictable and sometimes extremely annoying, he has beautiful eyes and many friends he may lose them from time to time but he gets them back, he is very short compared to his friends with his very fair skin and dark hair, kyle can do amazing things but he doesn't motivate himself too. just saying a kyle is extraordinary and rare to be friends with.
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by clickzy February 23, 2019
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Kyle

the EXTREME GAMER that will chug monsters and punch holes through his wall
person 1: yo you see Kyle yet?
person 2: yahhh he shattered his hand from punching his concrete wall but some how managing to break it.
by Kennedi Huff December 31, 2019
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Kyle

when one man sticks his penis in another mans asshole.
by kyle grant June 14, 2008
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kylee

The most amazing person who deserves the world. Someone who you'll regret loosing if you ever do. Someone you wanna tell all of your feelings for but your to scared so you hide it. Someone you want in your future. Kylee is weird and may have issues but it doesn't matter. You love her flaws. You stay up until 6am with Kylee and your there for her when nobody else is. Kylee is the only one who you will talk to and you love Kylee. Kylee is amazing and if you have a Kylee, never let her go. hold her and tell her how much you need her. you don't know when Kylee will realize you aren't good enough for her.
Wow Kylee, I cant believe we made it this far. I love you and I promise we will make it even farther.
by juice bird thing June 27, 2019
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