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Jonas Brothers

A horrible "band" made of three gay loser brothers. The older ones a show off and an attention hog, the youngest one expects everyone to feel sorry for him because he has diabetes, and the middle one is flaming fudge packer like his older brother. This fake band has to wear purity rings to let all their preppy 10 year old fans that sex is bad. What a fuckin load of bullshit!!!!!!!
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by Santana57 September 24, 2009
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Another new boy-band that is liked by tween girls who use lots of smileys when they write something. Their lead singer, Joe Jonas, basically just whispers and yells and it is counted as singing. If you have friends who like this band, be worried. Try to make them listen to real music so that they realize what crap the Jonas Brothers are.
Girl: omg i freaking love the Jonas Brothers, like, omg you have no idea.
Girl 2: stfu and listen to some real music
by yiggityYO June 10, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

The gayest bad in human history. A group of fags who dont have any friends, and must instead hang out with their own brothers. All are extremely ugly and untalented, only Miley Cyrus is slutty enough to date one of them.
Person #1: Hey, I just googled the word "gay", so why did the Jonas Brothers come up for all the results?

Person #2: Dude, where have you been? Everyone knows he Jonas brothers are a bunch of flamming homosexuals
by JBs_sux September 27, 2008
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a rock group, in the USA that shames music. Three brothers (Nick, Joe, and Kevin) playing in a band. Most girls who have bad taste and are tone-deaf listen to theses so called, ''the next Beatles''

even though they are nothing like The Beatles since The Beatles can at least hold a note and went international.
Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers

ummm yeahh the Jonas brothers have no voice, how did they ever get popular?

people have bad taste in music

ohhhhhhhhhh
THE JONAS BROTHERS
by Huntiong, Jung March 24, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

They are a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's

Who made their debute on disney channel.
Girl 1:OmiGAWD the Jonas Brothers are so HOT!
Girl 2: What are you smokin? They be a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's
by jenny.123 October 15, 2008
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Jonasfy

Meaning to "Jonas it up" Jonas Brothers. To make something,somewhere or someone Jonas-ed, relate to the Jonas Brothers, consists of the Jonas Brothers or a fan of the Jonas Brothers. Also:Jonasfied
Girl:Do you like how I decorated my party??
Bestfriend:I love the banners and glitters,but it needs...the Jonas Brothers!
Girl:Yeaahh! Let us Jonasfy!!!
by Camille M February 17, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A whiny, girl filled band with no talent whatsoever. They are like Hannah Montana and think that they can just whine and call it a song. A sorry excuse for the word 'band' or whatever else they wanna classify themselves.
Fan 1: Oh my god!! screams Its the Jonas Brothers!!!

Me: -_- So maybe I should whine and get other whiners to make a band with me?

Fan 1: gasp They don't whine and they are the greatest band ever!!

Fan 2: They're so hot!!!

Me: walks away
by Anonymousx0011 October 16, 2008
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