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joke surf

To take someone else's joke and add to it in order to create a running joke. This is done repeatedly by Dara O'Briain on Mock The Week but has been observed on several other panel shows including Have I Got News For You. It also happens on The Last Leg, particularly by Josh Widdicombe.
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Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller.

"Our Chief will give many presents to the man who will tell him the longest story in the world and make him laugh."

The servants shouted in the streets. Many people came to the chief and told him very long stories. They tried to make him laugh. But nobody could do that. The chief always said, "That is not the longest story and there is nothing to laugh at."

Once a boy came to the chief and said, "Oh, my Chief, let me try to tell you the longest story in the world and make you laugh."

"Now what can you tell us about your Mogambo?" he asked.

"Oh, my Chief, he not only ate, but drank too, so he drank and then he ate and he ate and he ate."

The story-teller said louder and louder, "and he ate and he ate and he ate."

The chief looked at the boy and began to laugh.

"Well, my boy, your story is the longest in the world! Have a rest now! Stop!"

And the young story-teller stopped his story, got many presents from the chief, climbed up on a camel and rode away with these words: "And he ate, and he ate, and he ate"

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joke

A joke is when you try to aim at being funny with saying something that isn't serious or making puns, another way to describe it is the majority of this planet will never take one.
Wayne: why did the chicken cross the road

Josh: why?

Wayne: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE LOOOOOOOOL

Josh: what have you done..

Wayne: huh?

Josh: you're aware I'm vegan, right?

Wayne: Oh sorry dude it was just a-

Josh pulls out a gun

Wayne: OK MAN THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THIS CHILL IT WAS JUST A JOKE

Josh: in my world, there's no such thing as a joke.
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Joeensofsoxd

“You think that Tom likes Joëlle? Hahaha Joeensofsoxd”
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Joenatomy

A study of the anatomy of Joe
I am studying Joenatomy.
I am researching to get my Phd in Joenatomy
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Joker out

The best band in existence.

Formed in Slovenia in 2016, as of 2023 they have 5 members (Bojan Cvjetićanin, Kris Guštin, Jan Peteh, Jure maček and Nace Jordan)
They represented Slovenia in the Eurovision Song Contest 2023 with the song ‘Carpe Diem’, placing 21st (though they deserved first place)

They have produced two studio albums as of July 2023: Umazane Misli (eng: Indecent Notion) is 2021 and Demoni (eng: Demons) in 2022

Some of their best songs include: Umazane Misli, Vse Kar Vem, A sem ti povedal, Katrina, Barve Oceana, Bele Sanje

Trivia about the members

Bojan Cvjetićanin:
-he’s the singer
-he’s half Serbian

-he’s a poliglot hyper gigachad (he speaks Slovene, Serbian, English, Spanish fluently and a multitude of other languages at lower levels)
-he’s good friends with Finnish rapper Käärijä

Kris Guštin
-guitarist n1
-he’s half Dutch
-he is the youngest member of the band (16/1/2000, 23 years old as of 2023)
-he speaks Slovene, English and Dutch
-He’s a lesbian icon (don’t ask why)
-slay

Jan Peteh
-guitarist n2
-hottest member of the band (I am right, shut up)
-he has a degree in mathematics

-he was born on the 1 of January 1999 (it’s funny to me okay?)

Jure Maček
-he’s the drummer
-he’s a alpaca-llama-cat-capibara hybrid
-his last name means cat

-ray of sunshine

Nace Jordan

-he’s the bassist
-he’s the oldest member (30/6/1994, 29 years old as of 2023)
-he has a tattoo sleeve he designed himself

-he’s allergic to gluten
-also very hot
Person 1: do you know Joker Out?
Person 2: yes omg, Jan is so hot

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Person 1: how many languages do you speak?
Person 2: 4!
Person 1, an intellectual: you’re such a Bojan
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joke whine virus

This is the disease had by people who claim to be centrist who are actually conservative and conservatives. The disease presents as constant and unnecessary complaining or whining about people being progressive and wanting everyone to be seen as equal.
Alan: "Did you hear about Elmo complaining about people wanting to be called a new name?"
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
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