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Holy shit it’s a jabbitywabitty run
by Theythem brothers November 2, 2023
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Below-Jobbery

When you or a friend has, or is thinking about obtaining a job not even a Mexican would attempt to obtain even if he did get paid a good sum of money. If said fast enough, it may be mistaken for the word blowjobbery.
Man, Target is a great place for Below-Jobbery.
by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008
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park jobbed

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.
Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.
by loulemming August 3, 2011
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social jobbery warrior

Also known as SJWs, Social Jobbery Warrior are sanctimonious crybullies who routinely ruin anything fun and get talented scientists fired or crying on public television

SideNote: jobbery means "practice of using a public office or position of trust for one's own gain or advantage."
- Hey, did you see Mercedes Carrera was denied her guest spot on the SXSW panel because she upset an SJW?
- Yeah, those Social Jobbery Warriors get special treatment when they claim harassment, yet tell people to "go burn in a fire" on a daily basis
by Anna_Cherry June 29, 2016
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Gobby Jobby

Gobby Jobby- When a significant other sneezes on a dick and makes it green tint color and you force them to suck it
Dude, she sneezed on my dick so I made her give me a Gobby jobby
by Pure-Autism August 13, 2017
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Junkman Jobber

Junkman Jobber: A disheveled, non-specialized, Caucasian scab tradesman, consistently performing slipshod and ramshackle workmanship, by applying half-assed shortcuts and techniques and usage of incorrect or cheap materials, using an array of outdated, malfunctioning pawnshop or stolen tools. The junkman jobber can typically be seen driving a beat up, dented, rusted out, high-mileage, ill maintained pickup truck with “rims” haphazardly loaded with tools, materials and junk left unsecure in the bed. The inside of the junkm’n jobmobile is loaded with cigarette butts, fast food wrappers, empty cans of monster energy drink, Doritos bags, cigarette packages and vape cartridges. Some sort of generic extreme sticker or branding (MMA, tacticool, tattoo-life, beard cuture) is normally present as well. The standard attire worn to work, and all other occasions, is baggy, saggy-assed jeans with tears and paint stains, a flat billed ball cap, shitty boots, some sort of extreme logo branded t-shirt with excessively crappy tattoos showing. In winter, a flannel or hoodie is added for warmth and gangsta’ effect. (hood up with ball cap on and smoke in mouth all shady like). The JJ reverts to degenerate criminal-like white trash lifestyle the moment their “professional” day or job period ends, (stealing / scavenging materials from the jobsite), or other activities usually resulting in debt, jail-time, addiction or unwanted pregnancy. The movie AFTERMATH (2013) presents this type well.
If you want your home remodeled, do not go with junkman jobber, pay the extra money for high-quality or union craftsmanship.

My roof is leaking and its not even raining! I shouldn't have hired a junkman jobber.
by Kirkury January 21, 2022
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Big Whale Jobby

Anas' nickname, someone who thinks very highly of themselves but will never become anything, should be flushed down the toilet, although they tend to be the ones who block it instead.
See that Big Whale Jobby, bet hes called Anas.
by Flubbery Bumole June 21, 2020
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