jew fairy

The magical being that flies to every good jew's house on the first day of Chanuka and, being too jewish, only leaves behind a crappy multi pronged candle. What a Jew.

Damn you stupid Jew Fairy!!!

by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009

jew poo

a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.

"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"

by oo-err August 27, 2008

jew sack

a sack filled with all things jewish.

"do you have a penny so i can put it in my jew sack?"

by StarOfDavid January 6, 2009

Jew Shark

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.

The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.

by NNNCO December 8, 2010

hungry jew

he is a very hungry boy that loves raw spaghetti if you give him raw spaghetti he will give you glue

man:hungry jew get me glue
hungry jew: gets glue

by screwdriving\ November 30, 2018

Jew Shout

Person A shouts (purchases) something for person B, and in return person B purchases something of lesser value for person A.

I brought Michael a pint of beer before, and he just brought a pot in return! He totally Jew shouted me!

I drove for half an hour in the opposite direction to pick this guy up and drive him to a party, and he pays me back by putting in 2 dollars for a pizza. Massive Jew Shout!!

I am not buying Chris any more food at the pub, every time it is his turn to shout he just Jew shouts me. He is a cheap bastard.

by Corks September 25, 2010

jew five

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.

"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009