jesus 

a mythical creature belived to have speacil powers.

guy: did u read that story book
dude: the bible
guy: yeah
dude: jesus christ is so fake he's the old super man

jesus by d.skaife May 12, 2008

JESUS 

your savior, he loves even when you mess up.

Jesus christ is my savior

JESUS by anonymous March 12, 2021

jesus 

An adjective meaning "cool" or "awesome"

"Dude! This cake is SO jesus!"

jesus by amanderineorange February 25, 2008

Jesus 

Gods son who loves you very much, and wants you to get to know him

Jesus loves you!

Jesus by ukjfsd March 14, 2023

Jesus 

He was the best thing before sliced bread, apparently
he did something for some jews then died on a cross, i dunno

See family guy

In other words
Jesus was a load of SHITE

Jesus by Stuartthebank October 16, 2007

Jesus 

Jesus Christ is the savior that God has given to the world. He died on the cross and shed blood to cleanse the sin of every sinner. To those people who believed in Him would not be perished but have everlasting life.

Jesus is the gift that God has given to us inorder for us to have eternal life.

Jesus by Annyeong June 9, 2021

Jesus 

Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.

By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.

Jesus is a liberal

Jesus by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018