Jesus

God is Jesus.

Jesus is God.

by metalsphere March 21, 2015

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Definitely not Chaney.

I can't do it, I'm not Jesus!

by TizzyLiz June 15, 2008

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Cannot be used if your mum is very religious

Erin: hey isnt your name pronounced hey-soos

Jesus: no, my mum is very religious

Erin: Wouldnt that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?

Jesus: F*CK!!!!

by Soph_Soph_100 August 15, 2017

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Jesus is the type of boy that will cheer up your day in a instant. He’s smart, has a weird sense of humor, cute, and most of all, he’s a wonderful friend. He’s a loyal to all his friends and dates the best girls. Any girl that dates him is lucky af. He’s understanding and supportive. He’s athletic, which is pretty hot. Every girl has a crush on him so ladies, good luck with the competition. He loves soccer, maybe more than he loves his girl... but overall he’s the best person ever!! Anyone who has him is one lucky son of a bitch.

Jesus is so fkn hot 😍
Wow!! Jesus is such an amazing friend

I’d totally smash Jesus 🤤

by 11 May 31, 2018

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