Balls deep in a pickle jar

To be interrupted when extremely busy.

So there I was balls deep in a pickle jar when this guy comes up and asks me where the nearest Wallmart is, so i look at him and say "BUSY FOOL!!!"

Balls deep in a pickle jar by Not a child molester March 12, 2010

Cookie Jar 

Another word for the female sexual organ.

"He dipped his fingers in the cookie jar, Sharquisha."

Cookie Jar by Pussy Print August 23, 2017

Jizz Jar January 

This month is about having to store all of your nut in one jar, once done you can dispense it or drink it if that's your thing.

OH my, Mary I'm doing Jizz jar January

Jizz Jar January by RTRDCK November 4, 2018

fruit jar 

a fruit jar is an urn for a gay person who has died

my friend went to his gay uncles funeral the other day well he was shocked to find he had been cremated and his ashes were put in a fruit jar for his last wish

fruit jar by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

mason jar 

(n.) A college student receptacle for fecal material when the dorm bathrooms are disgusting.

I'm out of trapper keepers, so I just took a shit in my brand new mason jar.

mason jar by Debo J-Bonez April 15, 2006

Kentucky Pickle Jar 

In order to perform a Kentucky Pickle Jar, one must have access to Churchill Downs on the first Saturday in May. Following the completion of the Kentucky Derby, one must locate the winning horse’s stall. Collection of the winning horse’s fecal matter is mandatory. After aforesaid feces are collected, one then locates a southern belle. Once the requisite southern belle is located, one must take the previously collected fecal matter and smear it nice and thick on the southern belle’s labia. Immediately afterwards, one must locate a frozen pickle; the crunchy variety is highly recommended. Take the frozen pickle and repeatedly plunge the horse fecal matter into the southern belle’s vaginal orifice. Congratulations! You have now created a Kentucky Pickle Jar. Tell your mom; she’s sure to be awfully proud.

Bryan was getting a little bored with Rebecca in bed but he loved her very much. So he decided to spice things up a bit by calling her Norma Sue and having her call him Cletus. That wasn't nearly enough, so he figured he'd perform the Kentucky Pickle Jar on her. She's into some kinky things, so it wasn't surprising that she loved it! Unfortunately, she decided to attempt to snowball him after all was said and done. She missed! Rugh roh!

Kentucky Pickle Jar by felonious_84_ April 28, 2010

slut jar 

a decorative jar that people who have done sexual things or said inappropriate comments add money to

My roommate paid the slut jar one dollar for her boyfriends christmas present...

slut jar by room21 January 4, 2009