Jake

Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.

Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.

by PathLessTraveled August 1, 2018

Jake

Gay and hates life also bad at fortnite

Jake is the most gayest person I know

by Jakeyboy320 October 16, 2018

Jake

A gay boy with no friends

Jake is so gay.

by Conricly June 11, 2018

Jake

A person who sucks a lot and yeah he sucks. If you ever come across a Jake turn and run cuz he sucks.

That guy is such a bitch, he must be a Jake.

by Godly Person 1646812374 November 30, 2017

Jake

A retard that eats meth. he's the type of guy to steals memes from Reddit and reposts them on Instagram. He can't cook all he knows is McDonald’s, charge they phones, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. He's also a boomer

Random person: Bruh this meme is so funny Instagram is full of OC
Other person: JAKE ALERT

by Yew_know November 26, 2019

Jake

Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer

Jake is very dumb

by I’m a physcopath October 11, 2020

Jake

Jakes are the best and will stay by your side ❤

Jakes are good people and good friends

by anonymous November 19, 2020