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The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.
The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.
The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.
The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.
The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.
The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.
Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.
No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!
(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)
No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!
(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)
by NathanielW May 9, 2011
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Somebody who wears astro turf shoes with jeans.
Somebody who goes out to a club in a t-shirt with the slogans; "beer monster", "if found please return to the bar", "while you're reading this I'm staring at your tits!", "I'm the daddy!"
Somebody who openly states that they know their own I.Q.
These can all be defined as Jostlers.
Somebody who goes out to a club in a t-shirt with the slogans; "beer monster", "if found please return to the bar", "while you're reading this I'm staring at your tits!", "I'm the daddy!"
Somebody who openly states that they know their own I.Q.
These can all be defined as Jostlers.
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Adjective - Affected by unhappiness or grief; sorrowful or mournful: to feel sad cause a close friend wronged you.
Verb - When one puts down the success or fortune of others due to jealousy.
Adjective - Affected by unhappiness or grief; sorrowful or mournful: to feel sad cause a close friend wronged you.
Verb - When one puts down the success or fortune of others due to jealousy.
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