A huge version of the middle finger used in Southern Europe countries like France, Italy, Spain, and Portugal, Eastern Europe countries like Georgia, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Ukraine, Western Europe countries like Great Britain, Germany, and Holland, and Latin American countries like Mexico, Guatemala, and Brazil. It means "Fuck off" in those countries and usually results in fights or worse.
by MidnightGolica2017 March 27, 2017

by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012

When a man who hopes to pick up at a bar or club masturbates before going out. This is done so that the said man will not be desparate and go home witht he first girl hwo offers him sex.
by Chrisdawwwg May 1, 2007

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

by it grinds and jerks? June 8, 2011
