italian stallion

An Italian man (or any Italian-descendent man) who's got a big penis, is hairy and very good at sex. Oftentimes, these macho Italian Stallions are constantly thinking about sex.

As a young Italian Stallion, Rocco had an obsession about sex.

by Leo_rex June 05, 2007

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italian chandelier

This is the real definition... It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.

The Italian Chandelier Position is great for burning calories.

by senna_trem September 16, 2005

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Italian Handstand

(noun) a physical maneuver in which a person lifts themselves up with both hands, suspending their body above the seat of a portable toilet, in order to avoid physical contact with the seat. This technique is often used in outdoor events, camping, or other situations where access to clean facilities may be limited.

Jim if your going to the bathroom that porta-potty has been cooking the Sun for a few weeks you may want to use the ol'Italian Handstand.

by BlownClone March 09, 2023

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Italian ShowGun

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.

Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned

by Numba1 February 05, 2014

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