infomercial

a 30 minute commercial you watch at 6:30 in the morning that somehow is addicting and makes you not want to change the channel

i have to watch this windsor pilates infomercial because it's.... uhhhhrrrr.... (stares at screen as if posessed)

by andie September 20, 2003

infanta

The daughter of a Spanish or Portugese King. Also, the first song off of Picaresque, by the Decemberists.

And we'll all come praise the Infanta.

by Louder Than Bombs July 3, 2005

cock of the infinite

A level 8 spell used on unsuspecting cybersex partners

Boy: I cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite
Girl: You wierdo

by Wild Thang April 23, 2004

Influence

The power to change, encourage, or make a difference without force.

I was Influenced to be more polite when I noticed someone walking an elderly lady across the street.

by Moffett September 16, 2010

infamous

someone that is well known for doing something bad

everybody knows scarface Tony Montana the infamous , Cuban immigrant that takes over a drug empire and went out like a G (Gangsta) at the end..

by badboibabi October 13, 2006

infident

Infinitely confident.
Having infinite belief or assurance.

When you are describing your goals and achievements, be direct and be infident.

by Ha Ba March 2, 2015

Self Inflicted Insomnia

Also know as SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days.

A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.

Person 1: I never see you log off, do you ever sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.

Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me.

by iproxii June 24, 2011