Hochulmander

Used to refer to the anticipated 2022 New York congressional maps expected to be disproportionately favorable to the Democratic Party.

A portmanteau between current Governor of New York Kathy Hochul and the legislative process of gerrymandering.

It is anticipated after the 2020 census and is the product of the 2020 redistricting cycle in New York after the state legislature rejected maps drawn by a nonpartisan committee.

Dude, the Hochulmander is coming, it could give Democrats 5 more seats from New York’s delegation!

by PG1111 January 29, 2022

getting Hoched

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.

I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.

by Sign boy July 26, 2006

Field Hockey

Actually a really cool sport. Played primarily by girls (and guys too!), it’s a sport that’s similar to soccer and ice hockey. It’s just as physically demanding as any other sport, possibly even more because the style of the game means that the midfield escpecially has to run quite a long distance. Stick skills and passing skills are hard to learn and become good.
I honestly thought the sport seemed stupid before I started to play it. Give it a try.

Ignorant person: field hockey is only played by unathletic pussies and lesbians.
Educated person: I gave it a shot and
I really enjoyed it! It can be very physically demanding but also extremely rewarding. (and only one of the players on my team is a lesbian. most of them are super hot girls with great butts and boyfriends.)

by leanbeef23 August 30, 2019

Patrick Hockstetter

Someone who didn't deserve to die.

*evil laugh* - patrick Hockstetter

by FINNSWIFEYYY May 6, 2021

A Girl Hockey Player

A hockey girl is a bad ass bitch who doesn't care that hockey is for boys. She will go out on the ice and play as well as any boy could. She is a tom boy with a dash of girly girl. She could care less about all the hate people give her for being a women ice hockey player.

"wow a girl hockey player, better then all the guys"

by The Hockey Girl October 24, 2019

hockey cleats

much like football bat, describes something so incredibly screwed up that a new term must be created to describe it.

"that chick is hockey cleats"

by jp22382 September 5, 2005

H-E double hockey sticks

Long way politically correct (not really) way of saying "hell". Adults often use this term to avoid children from picking up the word "hell".

Ross: "DANGER!"
Rachel: "What the H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, Ross?!"
Ross: "unagi."

by keepon18 January 7, 2012