help meat

Biblically speaking a help meat is an individual within a relationship that helps the other individual within the relationship one being a male in which the other being a female created from the males rib again biblically speaking to support one another in sickness and in health til death do they part.

When a man marries he takes a wife as his help meat.

by Cammax2004 mom November 2, 2015

tuna helper

the friend of yours that you let service your lady while you're out of town, sick, locked-up, etc..

i had to leave town for a few days so i appointed mike my tuna helper

by fishegg July 12, 2004

comp sci help

When one helps a girl with her computer science homework for a thank-you blowjob.

Steve: Yesterday I went to give a girl "comp sci help" if you know what I mean (;
Joe: NICE
*high five*

by RyDogNerdForest March 14, 2014

Helpless Cat

When a cat is completely helpless.
This may result in him being pushed about at another persons whim.

-Will was a Helpless Cat today.
-Leader completely owned him.

by NOTGIBRAN234 May 24, 2010

help a turtle cross the road

Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.

Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.

by KaunArtist September 8, 2011

help my j key is broken

often typed when a j key on a keyboard is broken.
wait how would you type it if its broken?

Help my j key is broken on my keyboard!

by TheBroken10thLetterKey May 17, 2018

help

we know you need it, why do you think i was writing this?

"help im so gay i cant breath" "help me im depressed...dude jerry its not a joke-"

by help_imgay May 24, 2021