White Helmet

When you are out in the cold doing exercise ect. for so long that the tip of your penis turns white instead of pink. Therefore you now have a White Helmet.

Jimmy: Dude, fuck track practice in the morning, it's so cold I got a white helmet like 5 minuets into the jog.

Mike: Same I need some warm water.

by Sammy Cadels October 8, 2011

helmet breath

ones breath after sucking on to much cock

" what were you up to last night? you have a realy bad helmet breath!!!!! "

by i-co April 16, 2007

Brown Helmet

When the tip of you head has shit on it.

Damn i just butt fucked that bitch and got a brown helmet

by NIGGA December 6, 2002

dirty helmet

A penis head tainted with fecal matter from anal sex, the same head left unwashed after any sex, or the receiving of oral sexual 'services' from an unclean partner.

Keith asked his male lover to clean his 'dirty helmet' with his mouth.

by JBFP May 28, 2008

Wall Helmet

What retards wear to prevent (further) serious damage incurred from running into walls at top speed.

I love to watch George run around in his Wall Helmet.

by Deadly Girl January 1, 2004

The Belper Helmet

An overly large mushroom tipped mancumber that surprises even the most experienced rider

Brad"Hey Alison I think you've sat on a wet seat"
Alison" Owwe no I took on the belper helmet last night and I'm Still seeping

by Chard007 May 19, 2019

Smelly Helmet

The act of pooing on a girl's head and then smushing it down with a stylish hat.

Allie Carpenter was annoying as shit so I threw her a Smelly Helmet real quick. She doesn't bother me anymore

by GhostPoop February 20, 2011