In recent years, lazy women everywhere have fallen in love with the airport roller-bag. This isn't about a true, specific need to transport heavy items over a distance on foot, conscientiously minding manners. No, a true roller-hag drags this freaking bag every day that she's forgotten her manners. She drags the bag wide to the side, limp arm outstretched so her lazy ass takes up as much sidewalk, escalator, doorway or walkway space as possible.
Roller-hag spotting:
- bag is rolling at a wide berth
- hag is often walking slowly
- the other hand usually has a phone
- she is out of shape
- the hag rarely picks up the bag for any number of steps, instead opting for lazily flopping it at odd angles.
- even if she sees you coming, she will not allow you--man or woman--to pass first, thus...
- roller-hags often have an unfortunate trail of victims trying to go around
Common locations of roller-hags:
- busy subway systems
- escalators
- elevator doors
- busy colleges
- other pedestrian rush locations
- anywhere you're trying to make good time
Survival tip:
If you see a roller-hag about to get in front of you and she has a drink held in a napkin or a snack, she's not in a rush, so you'd better get in front before she cuts you off. She is prone to stop at any moment to talk, sight-see, or find her phone.
Roller-hag spotting:
- bag is rolling at a wide berth
- hag is often walking slowly
- the other hand usually has a phone
- she is out of shape
- the hag rarely picks up the bag for any number of steps, instead opting for lazily flopping it at odd angles.
- even if she sees you coming, she will not allow you--man or woman--to pass first, thus...
- roller-hags often have an unfortunate trail of victims trying to go around
Common locations of roller-hags:
- busy subway systems
- escalators
- elevator doors
- busy colleges
- other pedestrian rush locations
- anywhere you're trying to make good time
Survival tip:
If you see a roller-hag about to get in front of you and she has a drink held in a napkin or a snack, she's not in a rush, so you'd better get in front before she cuts you off. She is prone to stop at any moment to talk, sight-see, or find her phone.
Victim: I can go get coffee next door and be back in 10 minutes... ! Oh no! There goes a roller-hag! (picking up pace)... Must... get... to... sidewalk... first!
by The_Dingo November 05, 2010
You're a Fag Hag if:
- You're a straight girl/woman and your best friend is a gay guy.
- You were once in love with your GBF.
- He knows everything about you and vice versa.
- Your GBF can touch you inappropriately but you're JUST THAT COMFORTABLE around each other.
- You go trolling around the clubs with your GBF.
- You're a straight girl/woman and your best friend is a gay guy.
- You were once in love with your GBF.
- He knows everything about you and vice versa.
- Your GBF can touch you inappropriately but you're JUST THAT COMFORTABLE around each other.
- You go trolling around the clubs with your GBF.
by amiagbfbf? March 01, 2013
an overweight (fat) girl who spends most of her days with gay boys because straight boys aren't attracted to her. she has a lot of confidence and high self-esteem because her fags always compliment her and say that she's pretty (even tho through other peoples eyes, she's really not attractive). she's the center of attention at clubs and parties and all the fags want to dance with her and get her drunk. sometimes (most of the time) the fag hag falls in love with her fag because he knows her in and out and understands her the most. also when she's intoxicated she has a habit of making out with gay boys and at times hookin up with them (getting fingered, wackin off the fag, and rarely sex but it happens) then in some rare cases a fag hag gets pregnant by a fag and says its from a straight boy cause they dont wanna look stupid. also a fag hag gets jealous when her fag hangs out with other gurls without her, or those that she doesn't know. a fag hags life is complicated because she can't fit in with the straight crowd and only feels comfortable with the fags, but unfortunately the gay world is not stable so she tries her best to stay in the loop of things so that she doesnt get replaced by a newer, younger, prettier, or somewat skinnier fag hag.
fag 1:did u hear about that fag hag who got pregnant?
fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy.
fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag.
fag: ur my favorite fag hag
fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.
fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy.
fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag.
fag: ur my favorite fag hag
fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.
by retired fag hag August 30, 2006
Usually an overweight female with too much make up, perfume and no self esteem. Runs with gay guys for the attention. Always hoping for a gay guy to "cure". The reason why they have men only gay bars.
by cityguy014 June 23, 2007
by thelostlibertine April 02, 2005
by Mooshmallow May 12, 2005
Repulsive old wenches who dwell in the rushes around secluded ponds. Some claim they have a respiratory system similar to that of a lungfish, while others assert that pond hags extract oxygen from rusted cans and childrens' tears. Emerging exclusively by moonlight, they've been known to hector and vex the purest of souls with their skillful and relentless haggery.
I was blazing a fat L by the pond when some sketchy ass pond hags started throwing sea weed and shit at me. What a bunch of twats.
by Andrew Flint June 20, 2007