guido

Guido

General: An stereotypical Italian-American male born and raised Catholic in New York or New Jersey.

Type I: The old, mafia, Tony Soprano guy. Knows a guys who knows a guy who can get your foundation fixed for cheap. Nothing beats his mama's meatballs.

Type II: The young male. Roots usually can be traced back to Sicilly, even though he has never left the country and doesn't own a passport. Nor can he speak more than a dozen words in Italian.

Interests of Type II (or "The Next Generation"):

-Cars: BMW 3 series and/or Honda Civic. Tints, a "bangin" stereo system that blasts music no one with taste wants to hear, one or more Italian flags, added rims, holes in the muffler.
-Women: Long hair that they touch too much out of insecurity, fake tan, implants, frosty lipstick, white jeans, gold earrings and/or necklaces with their name on it, easy to bed, giggles a lot, extra points if she is named Maria or Gina. Should put out after the first date or else is considered "a tease" or "a lesbian", yells a lot, gold diggers.
-Self: Going to the gym, being latently homosexual, too much hair gel or grease (large, defined spikes or slicked back), fake tan, date rape, weed, cocaine, gambling, Newport cigarettes, blue collar jobs, lacking culture, curses a lot, going to clubs in Manhattan, cash money (no wallet), gaudy jewelry, hanging out in packs, being short (read: Napolean complex), looking in the mirror, white caps and/or visors tilted the side, taking photographs while smirking with their chins raised up, being smug, starting every sentence with "yo", white clothes, wearing dress shirts that they don't tuck in, Adidas (white), talking loudly, anal sex with females, often getting into bar fights, gold watches that don't fit properly, polo shirts with popped collars, diamond earrings, spoiled brats, The Mets, proud ignorance, high school level education.

That guido with the popped collar just offered me coke for oral sex in his BMW 325i, but he put my eye out with his spiky hair.

by Po-Bo. April 17, 2006

parental guidance

The presence of a parent or an adult within earshot of a conversation that a teen is having with another teen with a topic they don't want the adults to know about.

while talking on the telephone:
Teen1:"So how was your date with the new hottie from school?"
Teen2:"Uhm...will tell you about it tomorrow..."
Teen1:"Oh! So there's parental guidance there now eh?"
Teen2:"Yup!"

by back2kcab May 9, 2009

guido

An Italian male from staten island

Come to Staten Island and hang out at Blue Lounge and you will find a little guido everywhere you turn.

by Nick Szwaba October 18, 2006

guidish

a word describing a man of the guido lifestyle

After pounding numerous Jaga Bombs, Vinny returned from the Jersey Shore, with a new streaky orange tan, he looked in the rear view mirror of his tricked out Ford Eclipse and realized that he and his new shiny hair gel were totally guidish.

by Ashley Martin March 29, 2008

Guido

Recently made popular by the MTV show "Jersey Shore"

A man usually from a family with a strong Italian Descent.

They tend to express their Heritage through clothing, cars, and other decor.

Common Characteristics of a Guido are:

-Fake Tan
-Dark Brown/Black Gelled exotic hairstyles
-Multiple Tattoos
-Medallions & Other Gold

-Wears Lip Gloss
-Ripped Body (Juiced)
-Short
-Piercings
-Parties often
-New York/Jersey Accent
-Players
-Hang out at Jersey Shore
-Drive Tricked out whips

Jersey Shore cast consist of Guidos.

by PSpmaster January 4, 2010

Guido Style/Fashion

armani exchange, diesel, dolce & gabbana, gucci, versace jeans couture, dirty english, ed hardy, affliction, blac label, ben sherman, guess, g by guess, superdry jeans, evisu jeans, dkny jeans, gf ferre, 7 for all mandkind jeans, lacoste polos, hugo boss polos, abercrombie & fitch, burberry polos, energie, 55dsl, diesel black gold, famous stars & straps (younger guidos), marc ecko cut & sew, tommy hilfiger, prada, just cavalli, calvin klein jeans, kenneth cole reaction, express, french connection, fcuk, john galliano, ag adriano goldschmied, inc international concepts, buffalo david bitton, zara, h&m, sergio tacchini polos and tracksuits, puma tracksuits, ferrari tracksuits, adidas tracksuits, air jordan tracksuits, pierre cardin tracksuits (older guidos), air jordans, af1s, gold or silver chains, most notably in figaro or curb link style, gold or silver bracelets, high end diamond watch such as rolex, breitling, cartier, tag heuer, gucci, joe rodeo etc. if not diamond watch, then armani exchange, dolce & gabbana, hugo boss, movado, or rado watch. expensive loud sunglasses, big diamond earrings most likely on both ears (obvious giveaway youre a guido if not gay), gucci or lv or armani wallet, gucci hats, ed hardy hats, rhinestone hats, armani exchange hats, kangol berets (older guidos/greaseballs), pinky rings (mainly older guidos/greaseballs) tattoos of jesus or cross or italian flag etc., armani exchange belts, dolce & gabbana belts, diesel belts, gucci belts

guido style/fashion

by jay3627245734727 March 21, 2011

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. One of the best Raido shows every to grace the air waves. this radio show was the starting point for the book, haveing slighty differnt plot lines which aren't in the book and certently not the movie.

2. The greastest trilogy of five, and possibly the most confusingly random books in exsitants. some part from the raido show have either been removed or changed drasticly when changing oer to the book.

3. *issing important parts*

1.zaphoid: I like those two black headrest things
Trillion: i didn't there mighty uncomfurtible, and i prefer longer arms
arthur: but it won't have a mouth to drink the coffie!
Ford: I think it just scratched it's leg
Trillian: those headrests look like eyebrows!

2. ^ the previous never happens in the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

3. they don't even get to milliways.

by A Hooloovoo September 8, 2008