grumposaurus

Someone who is very grumpy.

My husband is a grumposaurus before he gets his morning coffee.

by Jerome Santucci June 23, 2008

Grumped

To be innocently treated like poop because someone is in a bad mood. (Verb) Similar to being "dumped" on with a grumpy flair.

Stop grumping on me, it's not my fault Natasha ate your waffle!

Being grumped on, is just not fair.

by Not A Fan of Being Grumped On June 15, 2011

squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.

Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006

gramps

a man married to granny

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by helly September 30, 2002

grumpies

Greedy young urban professionals.

The grumpies told the reporters that they knew they were overleveraged and they didn't really care; they were proud of it. They wanted the leveraged lifestyle now; they deserved it and they would do whatever it took to get it.

by Elise Miller February 19, 2009

Grumplestilskin

to be a complete asshole, a perpetual parade rainer-oner

That asshole got fired now he's a total Grumplestilskin

by Snoogs April 3, 2006

grumplet

getting a blowjob while takin a crap

dude she just gave me a grumplet!

by bagman September 1, 2003