gronk

defication

I have to take a gronk.
I just gronked in your toilet.

by pekka head October 14, 2003

gronkey

a mixture of a gorilla and a donkey. or also known as a man whore, or a thing that belongs in a zoo. it's ugly, and it's a sad thing to look at. a.k.a, a second medusa.

Hey look, it's a gronkey!

by ERFIDOR April 21, 2011

Goink

A person normally found wearing cheap £4 denim jeans (usually from primark) and a black band tshirt. Hair is normally unkempt and there is a rugged bum fluff esque beard.If lucky, a goink may also be seen wearing a denim jacket. Footwear is always either brown shoes or hi-tech trainers that you can buy for about £5.

Ah man that guy is such a goink,
Look at that goink in the led zepplin tshirt
Only goinks would wear something as unstylish as that

by dannyjeff March 6, 2009

Gronky-Doddle

A made-up word defining the sometimes clunky and awkward sound of progressive metal.

Humanistic plays some high-quality Gronky-Doddle.

by Trent February 19, 2004

gronk

a person who acts drunk when he/she is not.

You only had the neck of the beer ya gronk,

by yhl September 12, 2003

gronk

one who possesses the qualities of a doorbitch but is not actually a doorbitch - rude, unpleasant, superficial, ignorant, self-absorbed, arogant, will put out for coke

man, iknow you were drunk but i still cant believe you shagged that dumb-arsed gronk. You really should go get a bloodtest.

by james August 6, 2004

GroinShot

Spectacular rvs player, renowned for his amazing skillz. He also plays COD where he rank not one, but 2 ranks higher than GunDown!!!

GroinShot- "Gundown clean those toilets!"
Gundown- "o thankyou sir i wont let u down GroinShot!!!"
GroinShot- "That's Cpl.GroinShot to u (no)Private(s)!!!"

by Gundown January 13, 2004