grundle patch

the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable when moist

I got a brazillan wax the other day, and my lack of grundle patch is swollen!

by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005

Grundle Wizard

A mythical creature lurking in the deepest forest covered corners of the grundle, highly skilled in witchcraft and wizardly endeavors that only surfaces to get its daily fill of grundle gravy and provide bountiful donkey punches.

That pen was a big grundle wizard

by NagDuck January 9, 2010

Choch Grinder

Not conforming to the usual selection principles by being devoid of customary or natural covering while moving up and down or about, in a quick or lively manner, while being in the act, of rotating the choch in an erotic manner.

Nick: Beth, why are you getting naked in front of Jendo?
Beth: I get naked in front of her all the time…she likes it.
(proceeds to do the naked choch grinder in front of both Nick and Jendo)

by Jendo October 1, 2004

organ grinder

A perverted man riding a crowded subway train or city bus grinding his dick on unsuspecting travelers using the rhythm of the ride to get his rocks off.

The organ grinder behind me GOT OFF before I did and the rest of my train ride was uneventfull.

by C J Mirasola April 3, 2007

Fanny grinder

A fanny grinder is a person who often uses overpowered classes or characters in video- and PC games.

The definition is fairly new and covers games such as World of Warcraft, we have the Druid which at the current moment is fairly overpowered.
The definition also plays a role in the new RTS game: "Command & Conquer 3, The tiberium wars". Where the SCRIN plays the role as overpowered.

I was playing CNC3 the other day and I got beaten by a friggin' fanny grinder, SCRIN!

*A person just got owned by an Alliance Druid* "Agghr, you fucking fanny grinder! Play skilled, instead of overpowered!

by Guna May 6, 2007

grimey griddlecakes

The act of pouring pancake (or griddlecake) mix up your butt, then shitting it out and cooking it.

Weegar loves his grimey griddlecakes. He makes it every morning.

by Warren C. March 3, 2008

tuna grinder

The act of performing oral sex to a female and then chewing the lips of the vagina in a violent, grinding fashion.

After receiving the tuna grinder, my vagina began to bleed.

by The Swank May 5, 2006