Geezerocracy

A nation that claims to be a democracy that is ruled by old geezers

Lately the United States seems to be turning into a Geezerocracy because both candidates for president are too old to know their own name.

by Puchin September 6, 2023

geezer beanie

A hat for old people

That geezer has funky geezer beanie

by Crazy whiteboy October 9, 2023

geezer-circuit

The second-rate locations/venues that irrelevant has-been musicians/performers are stuck to performing on because those are the only places that'll bother booking them as their careers are winding down.

Las Vegas is definitely the geezer-circuit capitol of the world!

by ffokcuf March 30, 2025

Geezer Ghetto

Age restricted retirement community

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.

by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025

Greener

A person who lives in the country side/ never lived in a city or largely populated area. Referring to someone who lives in a green rural area.

Often refers to someone who’s “green around the gills” or clueless

She’s never seen the city because she’s a “greener”

by Gatsbytheterror April 22, 2025

Greener

A person who lives in the country side/ never lived in a city or largely populated area. Referring to someone who lives in a green rural area.

Often refers to someone who’s “green around the gills” or clueless

She’s never seen the city because she’s a “greener”

by Gatsbytheterror April 22, 2025

Greener

A slur to be used by Apple users against people who don’t use Apple devices (referring to the green bubble in texting)

Guy 1: “I added my friend to the gc”
Guy 2: Aww c’mon why’d you do that now the chat bubbles are green! That guy is such a greener!”

by omaclintock February 19, 2026