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greeley estates

the most awsomest post hardcore screamo bandwith the sexiest frontman ryan zimmerman
me: holy shit i got beaten up in the mosh pit for greeley estates

friend: really?!

me: yeah i have so many fucking bruises

friend: aw that sucks

me: yeah but it was worth it
by jamieee July 24, 2006
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Gretzkeee

A word used to describe an individual deprived of a reasonable amount of common sense or intelligence. This term is usually used as an insult referencing the public service ad on Down's Syndrome with Wayne Gretzky that came out during the mid-eighties.
Point to the subject of the insult and yell out, "GRETZKEEE!!!!"
by Bleekay July 7, 2007
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Greetings and Salutations

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"
by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011
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grey goo

A mass of world dominating self-reproducing nanobots. Grey goo common end-of-the-world scenario, where malfunctioning nanobots reproduce without inhibition, consuming any available raw materials.

Grey goo can also be used to describe any number of warm breakfast cereals, such as oatmeal, cream of wheat, or grits.
Man, when national labs release grey goo, I'm heading off to the mountains in Alaska before I get consumed alive.
by slackwarelinuxuser December 12, 2007
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greed-intelligence paradox

The 'greed-intelligence paradox' states that a person cannot be both greedy and intelligent because the two traits are mutually exclusive.

The 'greed-intelligence paradox' encompasses the more detailed 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', which explains a lot about leaders and people.

The 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation' explains the 'generally true' relationships between levels of greed and overall intelligence within an individual: put simply, greedy people are not particularly intelligent, and intelligent people are not particularly greedy (this would be the general form of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation').

These are the 'generally true' statements of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation':

- The greedier a person is, the less intelligent that person is.
- The less greedy is a person is, the more intelligent that person is.
- The more intelligent a person is, the less greedy that person is.
- The less intelligent a person is, the more greedy that person is.

In one extreme case of this 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', we know it is impossible to amass and hoard incredibly large amounts of monetary and material wealth or even want it, while also being a truly highly intelligent person. Highly intelligent people do not hoard money or stuff, they want to enjoy life and nature, and they want to share what they have with others. Truly intelligent people are also honest.
ex. Nikola Tesla was unquestionably the most overall intelligent person who ever lived. Tesla spoke 6 languages, invented the modern AC motor and the radio, and was the most prolific inventor of all time. Tesla lived and died dirt poor and in financial debt. Humanity owes Tesla a great debt of gratitude for the amount of freedom (and liberty from toil) his inventions have afforded mankind. Tesla was an extreme example of the validity of greed-intelligence paradox.

ex. International bankers profit from all major modern global military conflicts and wars --- promoting the killing of innocent people is financially profitable but not intelligent behaviour.

ex. The 'greed-intelligence paradox' explains that exclusively unintelligent people make up the class of incredibly wealthy people (the ruling class) on the planet, which explains why planet Earth is in such a mess from economic, environmental, moral and social perspectives. It is quite evident that wealthy unintelligent people are running and ruining the planet.

*** People have no business equating high net worth with high intelligence --- precisely the inverse is true. ***
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
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green gasoline

Marijuana, esp. when used in order to make a long car ride or monotonous lengthy task more interesting or bearable.
I've only got 1.5 G's left. To get all the way to Dallas, we're gonna need more of that green gasoline.
by SnarkyNinja May 20, 2009
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Green Jelly

Green Jellÿ is a band that started in 1981 in New York and has had a ridiculous number of band members; maybe around 104. Their original name was Green Jellö but had a legal battle with the company and was forced to change their name.

CD's include: 333, Cereal Killer, along with some singles that are nearly impossible to find anywhere. Their song titled "The Bear Song," from the album 333, is in the movie Dumb and Dumber.

Part of their goal as a band was to perform bad music/lyrics and have confused audiences. They prevailed!

GWAR is another band related to Green Jellÿ.
One Green Jelly song is Misadventures of Shitman - "Walking through the plant today, scooping up what gets away. It's poo poo, poo poo."
by calaverasgirl August 22, 2010
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