by Ruraldefs April 23, 2024
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Dougie:"hey Douglas do you wanna go watch midget wrestling"
Douglas:"na that'll mess with my street cred"
Dougie:(in a really hard southern accent)"Damn brother i really wanna go fuckin wrestle up some midgets i want straight goofingidus in this hoe"
Douglas:"na that'll mess with my street cred"
Dougie:(in a really hard southern accent)"Damn brother i really wanna go fuckin wrestle up some midgets i want straight goofingidus in this hoe"
by ChooiceKisser69420 April 25, 2024
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Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.
Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.
by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024
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Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.
Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.
by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024
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See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.
See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.
Person 1: What the hell is Jonathan doing?
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.
by schizo_sissy May 21, 2024
Get the Gooning mug.Goyling (goy-uh-ling) - The act of perching upon a kitchen counter nude, in typical gargoyle positioning in order to frighten/traumatize another person. This is typically done with 6 to 13 people in order to effectively terrorize the victim. It is common practice to wait until nightfall for maximum goyling gratification.
Charlie: Hey, me, Kenneth, and the boys are planning on goyling Daniel’s dad tonight. Are you in?
Easton: Of course! I’ll get my goyling gear and I’ll be right there.
Easton: Of course! I’ll get my goyling gear and I’ll be right there.
by Landagoose May 21, 2024
Get the Goyling mug.Friend 1: Hey! You wanna go gooting? Flags are half off.
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me where and when and i’ll be there!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me where and when and i’ll be there!
by silliguy May 22, 2024
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