gooch glazer

1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.

1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.

by dball September 15, 2007

gooch flavored shitsicle

just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.

Shut the hell up you gooch flavored shitsicle

by josh klayburn June 17, 2008

Red Gooch

1) A gooch that has been irritated due to over stimulation via self pleasure, female pleasure, male pleasure, pleasure with a pencil, rock, bubble gum, pop rock, lint roller, or basically any object that one could imagine.

2) Camping whore on COD MW2

1) Man, that guy kept rubbing his gooch with that pocket watch. I bet he has a case of the red gooch. Nice!

2) That fucking Red Gooch BPG kept camping the castle with his 4 Red buddies.

by Red Gooch BPG February 11, 2010

gooch

The piece of skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute. The gooch is also attached to the bacon strip which is located directly on the undercarriage of the testes.

I think i need to get deodorant for my gooch, it always sweats profusley, I think the gooch glands are swollen.

by Penile Fitness December 4, 2002

gooch hickey

A hickey one's mouth leaves on a male's gooch.
Also the act of hickeying a gooch.

The girl left a massive red mark on him with her gooch hickey.

by SPSSS December 25, 2007

Goochberry

much like a raspberry or "zerburt" a goochberry is where one places the lips on the area between the genitals and asshole and then blow making the lips vibrate on this rather unexplored area.

After that rim job your mom gave me she moved to my gooch and gave me the best goochberry ever!

by the infamous gobbler January 6, 2008

Smooch-ma-Gooch

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.

You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010