Golden Bubblebath

When someone accidentally or intentionally pisses the bed in the middle of the night while sharing the bed with someone else. They do not notify the other occupant and allow them to roll in and sleep in it throughout the night.

P1: Why is my bed wet?

P2: I dunno, where's JT?

P1: He left.
P2: That sonofabitch gave me a golden bubblebath.

by Sh!t Talkers December 3, 2010

golden tag

peeing or giving a golden shower to someone while sleeping

Paul golden tagged Ariff, after a drunk night at the bars, and then called him a Uni.

by unious February 14, 2012

golden pee

Similar to the game Golden Tee, only instead of getting a hole in one, a male attempts to urinate inside a woman's hole during intercourse.

Come over later and we can play golden pee!

by GlazeHer April 12, 2016

Golden Sprinkler

When standing in a group of people, urinating while spinning around in a circle

At the concert I was getting really crowded till I pulled a golden sprinkler to back everyone up.

by Axle72 June 1, 2009

golden mushroom

A sexual act in which a man strikes another human in the face with the head of his penis while in the act of urinating. Note: not to be confused with the golden mushroom the soup.

After my girlfriend cheated on me, Damion suggested I give her a golden mushroom.

by ruff54 December 14, 2009

golden paw

The act of enticing a partner (usually a girl as most men will do anyone/thing) to have sex with you when they have said no. Usually involves caressing, teasing (v. important), stroking, kissing, and general foreplay.

"So did you get anywhere with Lucinda?"

"Finally. It took a serious golden paw to do it."

by The Strut October 6, 2004

golden raspberry

(1) when you missionary fuck a girl on the carpet so hard that she gets an oozing rug burn all over her backside. Then, immediately after ejaculation, you turn her over and pee all over her wound.

(2) a delicious fruit.

(3) an award celebrating the worst in movies. See also Razzie.

Yeah, she was totally into the golden raspberry until the last part.

by SHLA August 22, 2011