giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

giraffe

daniel seavey aka a person with a long ass neck

i went to the zoo and saw a giraffe yesterday. i thought it was daniel seavey.

by lolwhyhehe November 27, 2019

Giraffe

A nickname for daniel seavey from the boyband why dont we

Awh i love giraffe hes so cute

by Loveisland124 November 4, 2019

Human Giraffe

When you Poop,And Splooge in your Partners mouth at the same time while watching A Minecraft movie.

Hey Baby,Wanna Human Giraffe?

Not right now Mom. Im trying to Human Giraffe

by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

Harold The Giraffe

Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.

Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!

by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 20, 2022

Turquoise Giraffe

Code word for when “that psycho” is at it again in school. Can also refer to that psycho themselves, when used in this context it’s important to remember that the person does not intend to harm others, but is actually overstimulated and overwhelmed.

Yo look at that Turquoise Giraffe over there!!

TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.

by PopcornShrimpDildo March 30, 2022