gash patrol

when one or more person goes out driving or out at night in search of women for sex.

yo ryan im board and im horny and i have got a full tank of petrol lets go on gash patrol.

by Thomas Coughlan July 20, 2007

gashburger

an exclamation said to signify an unwanted event or situation

"gashburger, i've dropped my rizla"

x- "the ex is coming over"
y- "gashburger"

by MC_Biscuits October 7, 2009

festival gash

noun - sexual intercourse with a woman at a music festival, such as Reading, V, or Glastonbury.

Dan - "So Max, you had any festival gash yet?"
Max - "No man, its been a sausage fest round our campsite"

Jack - "Y'know what could really make this weekend? Some good ol' festival gash"

by voice of daghetto October 16, 2008

trench gash

Trench gash is a medical condition caused by prolonged exposure of the gash to damp, unsanitary and cold conditions.
The affected gash may become numb, affected by erythrosis (turning red) or cyanosis (turning blue) as a result of poor vascular supply, the gash may begin to have a decaying odor due to the possibility of the early stages of necrosis setting in. As the condition worsens, the gash may also begin to swell. Advanced trench gash often involves blisters and open sores, which lead to fungal infections; this is sometimes called tropical ulcer (jungle gash).

Personified by, a big sweaty rotten cunt.

Some women were said to have developed trench gash at the 2007 Glastonbury Festival, as a result of the sustained cold and wet conditions at the event.

by the milf hunter July 12, 2010

Gashtag

Expressing your appreciation of a hottie on twitter via the use of a hashtag

John: Look at that girl's display picture

Adebayo: I'm gashtagging that #gashtag

by Adebayo Akinfenwa March 6, 2012

Gash Attack

An epileptic type of state a man slips into after too much perving on hot girls.

"Fuck man! Check out all the hot chicks down on the beach! If we go down there one of us is bound to have a gash attack!"

by Milk Deviant February 4, 2009

Gash Bash

A party where loads of men come along to shag women (usually hired prostitutes) in a huge gang-bang style orgy.

"Hey did you go to that gash bash last night? I heard Ricky caught something from that leggy blonde."

by Rankles March 2, 2009