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Gasmask

1) To cover up the sound of a fart by replicating the sound, or a similar sound several times.

2) To make a sound that sounds like farting again at least once so that the people around you realize that it was a funny noise and not you farting.
"It totally sounded like I blew one in history today when I sat down, but I gasmasked it by rubbing my hand on the desk to make more fart noises"
by LordRaccoon May 26, 2009
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Gasmatic

A descriptive word to explain how completely hot or sexy something is. It can be used sexually, or just as a fun way to describe something that is awesome.
#1
Person A: Dude! Asian girls!!
Person B: Asian girls...gasmatic aren't they?

#2
Person A: Dude I just got a no-scope on MW2!
Person B: Damn! That's gasmatic!
by Spoonyy McSpoon July 7, 2010
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manchurian gasmask

When a human of male genitalia precedes to insert the testacies into the mouth, while simultaneously encompassing the victim's nose with one's rectum cavity, and finally proceeds to let off a stinky fart.
After seeing Tim Allen in 'Christmas with the Kranks', it would be awesome to sneak into his house while he's sound asleep, then MANCHURIAN GASMASK him... but that would suck if he bit off your balls.
by Conor McGill April 30, 2006
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Gasmatize

The act of shoving Lady Gaga's penis in someone's anus.
by bananodile May 20, 2010
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Gasmite

When someone of Jewish heritage comes up to you
Be gone you little gasmite
by ShaqcocOnile June 30, 2022
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Gasmor(s)

The act of having Hott Kinky Mexican SEX and your asshole gets so swampy that when you bust ass it makes bubbles, which are called GASMOR(S)...
"Omfg, Jamie and I were having such great Mexican sex last night, I began to have Gasmor(s).
by Gilby the JETPLANE| January 2, 2009
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Columbian Gasmask

Materials Required:
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)

Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.
Guy 1: Bro, how the fuck did Chad get herpes in his nose??
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?
by GingerTopo May 17, 2015
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