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watermelon gambit

A special move where one yells watermelon gambit and draws a dick on the closest items
by Peter Griffin Jr June 2, 2023
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Watermelon Gambit

This is when your in school and you draw a penis on the nearest persons paper.
I was pissed whenever Jeffrey hit me with the watermelon gambit in science class.
by Watermelondude69420 June 3, 2023
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Penis Gambit

When your friend decides to start the Circle Game. If you see the Okay sign made below the waist. The moment you do, you take your index and middle and thrust it right into the circle in full force. You look your opponent in the straight in the eyes while they take a hit to the scrotum.
Joe played the Penis Gambit which is why his friend was in pain.
by Sallawhaldewen September 13, 2023
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Flubber Gabbing

When someone talks way too much about something that is either nonsensical or doesn't matter
Can also be called Flubber Gabbering
Thomas: *Going on about god knows what*
Spencer: Bro, he will not stop Flubber Gabbing
Vladimir: He really needs to take it to a publisher
by TrevorSucksBigMonkeyDick February 2, 2024
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Brooks' Gambit

Shitting in a public restroom with the door open for the erotic thrill
by badabingxyz April 20, 2025
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The Gambit

The gambit is a is such a high level sex move that it is a transcendant level. It involves you, a magician, and yo bitch. The magician will pull out a heat-seeking ball-gag, throw it in the air, and lock it in yo bitch mouf'. She will then be tied up by magic snakes and the magician will then pull out a deck of cards that automatically aimbot in to the girls asshole. You will then proceed to throw the magic cards into her anus, and after it has reached the gaping width, height, and circumference able to fit 2 fully grown adult racoons/ 8 baby racoons, and then proceed to drink the potion from the magician that makes your dick multiply by 9, you will then fuck the ever-living trump out of her until she builds a wall of shit and then the curtain unveils a crowd that has been watching the entire time.
Tyrone: I gave my little white ho, The Gambit last night. Her asshole had to get stitches.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.
by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025
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Xanatos gambit

A scheme in which all podsible outcomes benefit the mastermind in one way or another. Named after the villain david xanatos from the show gorgoyles
Hero: you lost. I deactivated the doomsday device!

Villain: you fool. You fell for the old xanatos gambit as i labeled the device "cancer curing mschine" and now everyone hates you and defends me!
by Ray_witch December 23, 2025
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