Don't Speak, Fuck You

Something to say when you're angry at people who are in your way.

"Fucking garbage collectors, get the fuck out of the road. Don't speak, fuck you!"

by MrAngryphase December 16, 2011

as fuck

A phrase inserted after any adjective to make it stronger.

I'm drunk as fuck.
I'm horny as fuck.
I'm tired as fuck.
I'm blazed as fuck.
I'm screwed as fuck.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

I fuck with that

Saying "I fuck with that" means you like something. You're all about it. You like it a lot

That picture of that burger... I fuck with that.

by tpoppies July 1, 2017

Guitar Fuck

What Matt Bellamy does to let loose his raging lust for his guitars during shows (and perhaps after shows as well... no one can confirm it, yet). It involves a humping motion toward whatever lucky instrument he happens to be holding, often during a passionate riff or lyric.

1. Holy hell, Matt's guitar fuck in the last song gave me multiple musegasms!

2. Did you see Bells guitar fucking the Gliteratti? Keytar's getting more jealous by the second.

by ProjectSynapse March 31, 2010

fuck home depot

a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.

e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.

e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!

by Dant Mooney May 31, 2005

fuck-scone

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.

Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!

by BJFV March 1, 2011

fuck rob

a phrase commonly used at a workplace to describe a person who is only doing their job and asks a simple question, and then gets shit on by their coworkers.

"May i ask you a question?"
"fuck Rob, i'm busy!"

by fuckrob December 25, 2011