Southern Footsie

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.

Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.

by Bazooman September 6, 2010

footstool

A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.

I wish I had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store.

by Anna Isabella November 3, 2006

footshit

When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.

"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."

by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018

Footskating

When stupid morons skate around without skateboard or rolerskates..

"Hey what are you idiots doing? xD"
"footskating?"

by Combustion Man from Denmark September 13, 2009

footsies

Playing with another persons' feet, with your feet, underneath a table. Other people are not meant to know you are doing it.

*Bang* "Kids! Stop playing footsies!"

by Jessmiester January 12, 2006

Footsome

Opposite of handsome. Applies to ugly guys only. Simply an unattractive male.

All of you guys look handsome, except for that one dude in the corner; he looks footsome.

by Habesha Enlightener August 17, 2009

Playing Footsie

To flirt with someone subtly by rubbing your feet against theirs. This is done usually in secret with other people present, popularly occouring at dinner tables, in church, and if you're nasty, a bathroom stall.

I couldn't concentrate on the conversation because I was playing footsie with that hottie the whole time.

by Justin Fuckin Bass February 18, 2009