Flossaphobia

the fear of being around-- or even watching-- somebody floss their teeth.

That guy's girlfriend has flossaphobia, so to make her cry, he flosses his teeth over her bare body, letting the floss shrapnel fly!

by knoxvillegirl December 7, 2010

flossin

When you're rocking a G-string and it's rubbing between your buttcheeks.

I was walking down the street with my girlfriends and had to stop to re-adjust because I was flossin.

by MTgangsta October 17, 2015

Flossing the cat

When you accidentally put your thong on backwards

I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.

by Catdentist69 November 8, 2018

pubic flossin

To rapidly floss with ones pubic hairs in a quick motion throught ones gumline.

The use of ones pubic floss to change the overall morale of ones gayness

Dude that guy is such a fag! If he tells me to do something stupid again today I will not hesitate to tell him that he could floss with my pubs if he wants me to do anything else for him.

That guy is such a dooche he is definately fishin for some pubic flossin....

by whooyah December 7, 2006

t-floss

This is what a teacher wears as underwear, also known as a thong. This would be used when a teacher bends over and the thong can be seen from the back.

Bob: Dawg, ya see that thong ov'a there?
Bill: Na man it aint called a thong, you talkn boutMrs.Andelora's t-floss.

by stabbyripstabstab December 16, 2007

crusty floss

a stupid skank who has no friends. someone who thinks she's queen shit and can't tell the truth. someone who doesn't shave her vag and has crusties around her butthole.

"ohmygod, look at crusty floss' thong, it's got crusty shit on it"

by We hate crusty floss March 6, 2008

pirate floss

Hemp, rope, home grown.

It took me all day to burn that pile of pirate floss.

by blonehard June 29, 2008