Flabbergasted

A word to show how shocked you are, also great for describing things in a funny way.

I was flabbergasted by that weird hippopotamus!

by Burnt Toast :| November 1, 2023

Flabbergasted

What the teacher says they are after receiving a bad report from the sub teacher.

" I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED AT YOUR GUY'S BEHAVIOUR!!!!! NEVER IN MY NINETY SOMETHING YEARS OF TEACHING HAVE I GOTTEN SUCH A BAD REPORT FROM A SUB. "

Like we get it Mrs Smith we piss you off.

by Baguette_6611 November 26, 2023

flabbergast

surprise (someone) greatly;

I flabbergasted my fiancé at her birthday party

by Lillian Hauchlaz December 4, 2023

Flabberissed

The definition of being both flabbergasted and pissed

Mark came home to a cow, and was flabberissed.

by Itsajokie December 10, 2023

flabberhouse

When a house is flabbergasted

My house was so flabberhoused when I burned it down

by Leiru January 10, 2024

Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

flabbergastium

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and horseraddish.

I fed the flabbergastium to my cat

by flabbergasted person January 24, 2024