12:00 Flasher

Noun

Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.

Computer Help Desk Technician: "Thank you for calling the Computer Help Desk, how may I help you?"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"

by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013

The Reverse Flash

This is a sex position where the Man (or women if it’s a lesbian thing) Takes a taser to the Women’s clitoris to make her cum instantly.

Berry made her cum instantly with “The Reverse Flash”

by Blakeorsum April 16, 2021

V/flash

Short for "video flash". The act of flashing over video chat or any moving picture, not to be confused with physical world "flashing" or MMS "sexting".

Dude, this chick v/flashed me on chatroulette last night. It was awesome!

by Scottye113 January 23, 2011

Flashback Mary

James Charles’ alter ego.

Flashback Mary... Flashback Mary... Flashback Mary....... hi ShIShTaRs!!

by nolovelife January 6, 2019

flash

adj; showey. ostentatious.

Mo fo think he flash as a rat with a gold tooth.

by herbie August 25, 2004

flashin

angry, upset, not happy a bad situation

the boss got to work, and he was flashin cuz 3 people called in sick

by easy_t May 16, 2005

Flashbanged

When you hook up with an ugly girl without ever having a good look at her face.

Man 1 "bro, why did you hook up with that chick she's dirty"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"

by SoTrueeeeBro November 30, 2010