Cheeto-finger

An adjective used to describe someone who has never actually participated in a given topic (usually sports), and is usually unknowledgeable and/or unintelligible. This word usually describes the obese, cheeto eating, couch potato who thinks they are smart and constantly gives their opinion on sports, and act as i it is complete truth, when in fact he/she knows nothing about the sport.

Look at this guy and his cheeto-finger rankings he made on the current AFC rankings, he should just stick to playing Madden in his mother's basement.

Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.

by gangar5599 May 28, 2017

Forbidden Finger February

Where a female must not finger herself and get an orgasm for the whole month if February

"Did You fail Forbidden Finger February "
"Yeah, I fingered myself all last night."

by The triple letter months boi November 14, 2018

Star Finger

Star platinum "extends" its index and middle finger to about 1-2 meters, usualy for suprise attacks

Jotaro: Star Finger!

Star Platinum:*stabs someone/something with their finger*

by Vj78 October 29, 2019

Forbidden Finger February

The female alternative to no nut November, women cannot masturbate, cum or have any form of intercourse

Women: How’s NNN
Man:Just wait till forbidden finger February

by EizO0O October 31, 2019

give you the finger

To show someboy the middle finger.

"I hate you" - "I give you the finger!"

by Alves March 9, 2008

Whiskey Dew Finger

1) is a situation that occurs when one is drunk and wiping their own ass. Slippage of the toilet paper occurs and the end result is fecal matter on the digits of the wiper. Rumor has it that in the Middle East everyone has a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger because they have no trees and we want all of their oil. World peace will not be achieved until Middle Eastern people realize that Whiskey Dew Finger is socially unacceptable and tp for oil is an even trade.

2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.

Matt: “Hey Rob, you want some cheetos?”
Rob: “Nah thanks, I got a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger”

by matt5000 June 2, 2010

Finger Fiddle

Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!

Man: You've NEVER masturbated?
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.

by -Kley- February 21, 2009