fergusonian

The act of offering advice without adequate life experience to back it up.

"Joe": Fred. Listen. Listen to me for a second. This is what women want:
"Fred": How do you know what women want?
"Joe": I don't. But hear me out here...
"Fred": Why, are you a woman?
"Joe": Shut up.
"Fred": "Joe," sometimes you're so...Fergusonian...

by TomServo0 March 8, 2004

Fetus

1: a blob of cells which, as it differentiates, forms a parasitic relationship with a host body, often referred to as the 'mother' (the fetus takes nutrients from the mother and returns nothing, thus the term 'parasite'). The parasitism often lasts well after the pregnancy, during which the fetus resides within the body of the mother; in some species the post-birth parasitism lasts 18 years or more. Not to be confused with a human being, which is what a fetus is called only after being pushed through the birth canal of another human being.
2: A good source of stem cells, which are cells that have yet to differentiate into a specific type of cell. For some reason, stem cell research is a very controversial issue.
Note: In some human cultures, especially those with screwed up priorities, feti have more rights than the human women in which they germinate.

Stem cells from a fetus can help the disabled by regenerating into needed cells in damaged parts of their bodies.

by Child Hatter May 8, 2003

Jesus Fetus

A fetus that was aborted for your SINS!!

Marry got a abortion cause god raped her! Then she created a JESUS FETUS!

by FurFur January 28, 2009

Fergus

A ginger figget...

Get a fkn life

Fergus you ginger cunt get a fuckin life

by Black_mamba_309 May 30, 2016

fetus

a word that is amusing when paired with the phrase feed us (feed us fetus); as to say that you want to be fed fetus... because rhymes are fun, and fetus is tasty... mmmm, fetus.

Jesus, please us and feed us fetus.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.

Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."

by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010

Fergus

noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet large, testicles.

Rhys: "out of all the captain candidates only one of them is a real fergus"

Aaron: "what are the chances he would fill such a specific catagory..... and how do you know about his testicles?"

Rhys: "......."

by iamthefalcon October 9, 2008