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fecal retribution

the act of shitting on someone or on their property in order to get revenge.
Hey, last night in sneaked into my ex-girlfriends house and shit in her clothes hamper.
Wow, that's what I call fecal retribution.
by dmetz October 20, 2010
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Fecal Vendetta

Plotting, or the conspiracy to seek fecal revenge on your Co-worker, or Janitor. Defecating erratically and fecally vandalizing your workplace's washroom on the day your arch nemesis must clean it up . Planning to leave a fecal masterpiece for the disillusionment of you least favorite co-worker.
"I feel sorry for whoever has to clean the bathroom today. There's hot chocolate frosting everywhere. Looks like a snickers bar in a microwave in there... Someone must have had a Fecal Vendetta. That's a damn shame." SMH
by MrHollandsOpusOne October 28, 2010
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fecavore

To partake in the eating of verbal diarrhea. To eat shit. Primary sustanance is fecal matter ( SHIT ). One who enjoys eating anothers verbal shit and regurgitate as to feed their young
I knew he was a full flegde fecavore after his boss spewed obvious bullshit from his mouth and he accepted it with a smile
by the FEARLESS September 25, 2011
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fecalsex

When you take your fecal matter and freeze it. You take this frozen fecal matter stab someone in the chest. With the hole you stick in your dick, hence the name FecalSex
Hey jenny im gonna fecalsex you tonight
by smoochie95 December 19, 2016
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fecal ring

The ring left behind either on a finger or at the base of a penis from anal fucking.
After all that anal sex, I had to go wash off the fecal ring left behind. It's cool though. I'm not complaining.
by jimmybomm June 22, 2020
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fecal wrinkle sprinkle

a food particle stuck in the sphinter of your asshole.
man that peanut is sure one painful fecal wrinkle sprinkle.
by sickone April 18, 2004
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fecal dart

A peice of feces launched out of the anus, with the objective of hitting someone in the face, or just spashing in the toilet water
Man, I saw this kid walk by, and as a joke, I shot a fecal dart at his forehead. By the way, you have shit near your eyes. You're so gross.
by Paccali November 14, 2002
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