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Ahh shit and two farts

"We're outta beer!"
"Ahh shit and two farts i'll go get some."
by Coos April 20, 2008
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pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019
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farts from the front

Indian name for a female that when she farts it comes out the either side.
Haha.. you're indian name should be Farts from the Front.
by niodin March 10, 2008
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artsy-fartsy

An adjective describing that which is flaky, pretentious or superficial, specifically in relation to art and culture; can either denote an artistic object or a person (i.e. one practicing or claiming to practice an art form). Originally used homophobically, in which sense it is synonymous with art fag.
I don't understand what my son does, it's so artsy-fartsy.

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Ken called himself a painter just because he was the artsy-fartsy one in highschool.
by E.L. Symons April 20, 2006
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Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.
Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.
by KnutKrust, Chumble Spuzz February 10, 2007
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Fartsack

My ass is going to hit the fartsack.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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arctic farts

When it's so cold outside and u fart but it is just so cold that the air coming out of your ass is visible.
Person: Did you just arctic farts ?!!?
You: yea
Person: that was a nasty one man.
by Wild Owls Sienna April 27, 2016
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