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Fantebust

Fantebusts are mammals classified in the families Slitenus Chronicus and Blodicus Vondt. They are often called "lazy motherfuckers" because they seem slow and lazy at first glance; however, their usual idleness is due to metabolic adaptations for conserving energy. Fantebust fur exhibits specialized functions: the outer hairs grow in a direction opposite from that of other mammals. In most mammals, hairs grow toward the extremities, but because fantebusts spend so much time with their legs above their bodies, their hairs grow away from the extremities to provide protection from the elements while upside down, doing hollowbacks.
That dude over there is Lazy as fuck! Must be a Fantebust.
by J0553 May 17, 2016
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Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.
Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then
by Lucosa April 12, 2017
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Falterations

Altering your faults onto someone else
You altered your fault onto me ! How could you lie ? I never did such a thing! You’re throwing falterations at me!
by AnonymousTwins December 20, 2017
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falterdan

falterdan, noun, exclamatory.

A universal cuss word, similar to Battlestar Galactica's "faldercarb" first appearing in 'Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 2: Bush Rescue' as being spoken by Gooboo Steve, as well as appearing in 'Blade Kitten'.

Origin: Created by Steve Stamatiadis as a kid due to a misheard line in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. Steve Stamatiadis voiced the character Gooboo Steve, who is also jokingly modeled after him.

|"When I was a kid I thought the line from "The Empire Strikes Back" when Luke is crashing into Dagobah was "All this falterdan, I can't see a thing!" - it is actually "All the scopes are dead, I can't see a thing!".

It makes more sense when you realize Battlestar Galactica was using "Faldercarb" as a stand in space cuss word at the time. So Falterdan made plenty of sense.

It was another Star Wars fan friend who suggested I should use it. So I do. As does Gooboo Steve for good reason ;) Oh yeah you'll also find it used a lot in Blade Kitten."|

|"Gooboo Steve was jokingly modeled after Steve Stamatiadis of Krome Studios, who had a major part in making the games. Stamatiadis uses the alias "Gooboo Steve" on several websites, and also did the voice acting for the character."|
That douchebag Kyle is a steaming pile of falterdan!
by BigButteryBiscuit June 28, 2018
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Fastesest

I am the most fastesest than you
by Boo I’m a ghost September 22, 2018
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Fartenberry

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes
He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.
by ToddlersAreTheGunGrabbers November 3, 2018
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Fagtel

A man of Indian origin with the last name "Patel" who displays homosexual qualities.
Jay: My last name is Patel.
Keetarp: Alright then Mr. Fagtel, did you have sex with Michael Fu?
Jay Fagtel: Yes.
by Unknown5607 September 24, 2019
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