fark

What most of us understand to be a pronged eating utensil or split in the road. "Fark" is the midwestern/southern pronunciation of "fork".

Hey Billy Bob, could you please warsh the knives and farks?

by farkedtongue February 21, 2009

Fark

This is a Hungarian word which is actually spelt Fak but is pronounced Fark, and means a group or stand of trees

"Look at the Fark over there"

by D, Fitzpatrick. April 26, 2006

Fanking

The act of wanking to photos on facebook.

"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."

"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"

by scumcum May 14, 2010

fanker

a group or individual fake punkers

Simple Plan is a bunch of fankers

by Ashlee LT August 28, 2005

farka

a faggot

hey farka

by Jew July 7, 2003

Fainku

An insincere blogger; hollow person; a Gobbledygook; blabber mouth; a person suffering from oral flatulence or oral piles. Also means a person who boasts too much without actually having done nothing while taking all the credit.

1. Sudhir Pande did nothing but took all the credit as he was a big fainku.
2. You do not expect much from a fainku in a team work.
3. Being a fainku, Sudhir took all the time of the group discussion giving others no chance to speak.
4. In a disaster managment workshop, inviting a fainku is a big disaster.

by Forester June 18, 2006

farkass

verb: to use a lot of words to say nothing at all, especially when you're trying to hide your ignorance on a topic

noun: one who regularly uses a lot of words to say nothing at all

etymology: talking out of your ass but stinking at it like a fart

Josh thought he could farkass his way through his presentation, but his professor immediately called him out on being unprepared.

I hate when that farkass calls a meeting: he just talks in circles for two hours.

by Lavender Ale May 10, 2011