Fainku

An insincere blogger; hollow person; a Gobbledygook; blabber mouth; a person suffering from oral flatulence or oral piles. Also means a person who boasts too much without actually having done nothing while taking all the credit.

1. Sudhir Pande did nothing but took all the credit as he was a big fainku.
2. You do not expect much from a fainku in a team work.
3. Being a fainku, Sudhir took all the time of the group discussion giving others no chance to speak.
4. In a disaster managment workshop, inviting a fainku is a big disaster.

by Forester June 18, 2006

Finkus

A boyfriend who ticks his girlfriend off all the time but is actually a wonderful boyfriend and she loves him anyway.

Boyfriend- *eats the last slice of pizza*

Girlfriend- "Such a Finkus move..."

by TLC15 August 30, 2016

Finkums

A cute ball of cuddles. Capable of infecting others with the "cuteness" virus.

Girl 1 - "Did you see that cute guy?"
Girl 2 - "Yeah, he is a total Finkums."

by Snicklewilly April 25, 2010

Finkus

A mixture of semen and stool. Often times spread all over a person, place, or thing.

Susan begged me to Fink all over her last night at her parent's house.

Dude, is that finkus all over your bedroom wall?

by mr. zug August 23, 2010

Count Fankula

A normal Italian Stallion by day, who transforms into a vampire at the stroke of midnight. May suck up to 7 pints of blood in one night. Count Fankula is rumored to lurk the streets of Agawam and nearby towns at dusks searching for his next victims. If bitten by County, apply directly to the forehead, which is ice, which is what you need to apply, to your forehead, and also, maybe the general area of the bite, which is what you need to do, if you were bitten, you apply ice, to those areas, that i mentioned, there's two, which are areas,, which you need to apply ice to, if you were bitten, by the Count Fankula.

Used in a sentence: I think Count Fankula is a real vampire because I've seen him naked.

by Marcvp August 31, 2007

fankulometru

if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.

like a huge thermometer made of steel for that extra special sensation

by Howie April 20, 2005

Fanku

The new way to say thank you when you can not say fuck you.

Fanku for sharing your opinion.

by Jayson R 1909 July 17, 2016