Fair weather fag

People who don’t like anything but warm weather year round. They don’t care for seasons. They complain that it’s too cold when it’s 65 degrees or below and cringe at the sight of snow. People who have bad arthritis and very old people don’t count.

That lady from Scottsdale over there is complaining it’s too cold... but it’s only 65 degrees outside... she’s a fair weather fag.

by Sven Svenhardt April 2, 2020

Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»

Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»

by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020

fair pussy

What pussy is after walking around a fair in the summertime.

I took my girl to the fair and now I am going to get some "fair pussy".

by ibookguy September 7, 2020

fair knock

a fair fight

oi cunt fair knock right now

by mccutch December 28, 2020

fair doozies

Fair enough, Fair Do's, Alrighty

I mean Fair doozies

by Deliriousinthemind March 18, 2021

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

Fair Whether Friend

A Friend That Comes And Goes From your Life but never keeps in touch at times in between. When They Do Show up, they need something.

I couldn't be bothered with her today. She's a fair whether friend, her actions are unpredictable plus she's never around when she's needed.

by ComingCorrect May 5, 2021