Facebook

Life clutter. A waste of time.

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.

by Mr Special September 1, 2018

Facebook

Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone

“Hey, do you still use Facebook”
“How do you go into Facebook, my grandchild?”

by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018

Facebook

A cesspool of shit

Dude 4chan is such a Facebook

by Skhizy November 12, 2019

Facebook

A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.

Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.

by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019

Facebook

Facebook:
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing

Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook

by Oliviamhancock December 13, 2019

Facebook

A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes

Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?

Person 2: No. It's shit.

by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019

facebook

A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.

Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?

by alco3 August 18, 2019