Coffee flavored kisses

When your girl gives you a kiss when your half asleep in the morning before she goes to work.

My girlfriend finished her coffee and rushed to give me coffee flavored kissesbefore she had to go to work.

by Serpico1 March 21, 2016

Caillou-Flavored

It means bald, because Caillou is bald. If you are talking to a weeaboo/japanophile, you can say Saitama-flavored, because of the famous bald anime character, saitama from One Punch Man

person1: hey before you meet my uncle, i should let you know, he;s Caillou-flavored

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom June 9, 2019

flavor powder

The flavored and often colorful powders which season much junk food. Flavor powder is most obvious once it has been transferred from snack to fingers, as is most vividly illustrated by Cheetos.

Why are you eating those chips with chopsticks?
So I can keep gaming without getting flavor powder all over my keyboard, you amateur.

by sassafras28 May 6, 2019

Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Squalor Flavor

An acquired taste of shittiness, primarily in the fast food realm. Similar to the taste of umami, but instead of rich sumptuous flavors there's an underlying hatred of the minimum wage job, the food chain, and your desperation as the customer... and a lotta grease. It's the part of a White Castles or an Arby's sandwich that you can't define, but elevates it to euphoric nostalgia of a simpler time in your life.

The breakfast burritos at Sonic are good in a squalor flavor kinda way. The individual ingredients themselves are shitty, but together there's nothing else like it.

by Alalow September 8, 2019

flavor envelope

A taco that isn't shaped like a taco. It has taco ingredients. It tastes like a fantastic taco. However it does not operate like a taco. Folded like an envelope (yes people still send mail the old fashioned way) you open it into taco EEeeeectsasy...welcome to flavour country my friends:)

Open your flavor envelope and cure your hunger. You are hangry and bitchy.

by banana1997 May 2, 2018

Flavor scratch

Flavor scratch is what happens to the roof of your mouth after eating hard foods, like captain Crunch, or toasted sourdough.

My cereal left me with multiple flavor scratches this morning.

by KayKay4 January 14, 2018