Liverpool FC 

A football team which has always and always will be in the shadow of Everton Football Club. Ps. Knock Anfield down x

Random guy : Oh my god, have you heard of Liverpool FC?

Other guy : The club that wish to be Everton so badly?
Random guy : Yeah, that’s the team.

Liverpool FC by yournanstoelicker July 11, 2022

Liverpool FC 

Small amateur football club from Merseyside always trying to catch up with their rivals Manchester United. Their support think they are a good team but in reality they have only one the Premier League once. It is unknown where their nick name bin dippers come from but everyone outside of Liverpool calls them that. They have woldwide support and have at least one fan in Canada.

See that bin dipper there, he supports Liverpool FC

Liverpool FC by notascouse March 17, 2023

bottle fc

usually the term 'bottling' in football is used as a joke-term for teams that lose points against the second place team, for example - arsenal fc dropping points making them second after manchester city, despite arsenal leading points. or borussia dortmund (somehow) losing the league after leading ONE point behind bayern

person 1: ''dortmund just lost the league again :(''
person 2: ''lmao bottle fc''

bottle fc by lain thaf9ine June 8, 2023

beanie fc 

academy of leng girls

Duski-"We should lowkey scout her to beanie fc"
HR-"Innit bwuv"

beanie fc by beaniescouter July 3, 2023

Arsenal FC 

Arsenal Football Club is a club in Northern London, founded as Dial Square in October of 1886, as of September, 2023, they are the 3rd most successful Premier League club, having 13 Premier League titles, below Liverpool, and Manchester United. Their grounds are called “The Emirates”, due to Arsenal having a sponsorship deal with Emirates Airlines. Their top scorer is forward Thierry Henry, and their top assister is also Thierry Henry. Their current captain is Norwegian midfielder Martin Ødegard, and their current manager is Spanish manager Mikel Arteta.
Arsenal’s largest win was a 12-0 win as Woolwich Arsenal against Loughborough in the Second Division, on 12th March 1900.
Their largest loss was also against Loughborough, as they lost 8-0 on 10th December 1896, in the Second Division.

“My favourite Premier League club is Arsenal FC.”

Arsenal FC by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

Rangers FC 

A crap club from scotland who got liquidated in 2012 because they did no pay their taxes.
Also they made a mistake when the moved in to Ibrox. That is, buying a trophy cabinet.
tl;dr: RANGERS ARE CRAP AND IF YOU SUPPORT THEM THEN YOU SHOULD GO THE HELL, TO THE BOILER ROOM OF HELL, ALL THE WAY DOWN.

Virgin: RANGERS FC FOREVER!
Chad Celtic Fan: Mate you need tae get your brain checked.

Rangers FC by Celtic forever October 15, 2023

Hibernian fc

Well known for being shite at football while also being spoon burning pedo bastards

Hibernian fc is well known for being spoon burning pedos

Hibernian fc by MadShaggerLad November 19, 2023