Speed Fap

What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.

Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.

by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017

Fap Snack

A snack that is eaten while in the middle of a vigorous masterbating session. it is usually something small and able to be eaten one handed, sandwiches are a good Fap Snack.

Guy 1: Dude, last night , I was fapping so hard that I needed to eat me a sandwich while I did it.
Guy 2: Ah ok. So you needed to have yourself a Fap Snack.

by Soda Jive August 25, 2013

fap shaft

a penis

Nick was stressed after a long day, so he used his fap shaft to blow off some steam.

by TheBirdofKolo September 9, 2013

fap goggles

A state entered after extensive abstinence from masturbation in which one perceives all others as more attractive than usual.

Dude. It might be Fap-Free February, but you just told me that Manda chick who's like 250 pounds was hot. You really need to take off your fap goggles.

by Firstborn Unicorn July 2, 2011

Fap

Funny Acting People
Fake Ass People
Funny Acting Person
Fake Ass Person

Man, she a fap and you know it!
I'm of all these FAPS!!!
She's not my friend anymore because she's a fap.

by immascorpio1114 November 21, 2009

tandem fap

When two or more people masturbate at the same time.

When I walked into the room RJ and Adam were tandem fapping to pictures of my mom again.

by Shanus teh Anus January 28, 2008

No Fap February

Much like NNN, but with a twist. You cant Fap,You cant even lay a single finger on it. this works for all genders, we don't discriminate here. Have fun folks!

Dylan : Hey man I'm going to try No Fap February

Ryan : Dude! You failed NNN what makes you think you can win this?

by clapped \ November 3, 2020