Fap Attack

The act of fapping vigorously multiple times in a short period of time.

Dude 1: Dude my dick hurts.
Dude 2: Bro why?
Dude 1: Fap Attack

by CorkscrewBob December 11, 2012

Fap Fodder

Something you will use to masturbate to later.

"I looked up and her tits were right in my face. This is going to be great fap fodder for MONTHS!

by onewetleg September 19, 2011

Fap Magnet

a girl, porn or animal this so hot he/she attracts fapping

did you see lisa? she's such a Fap Magnet

by RyuuKage January 16, 2009

Fap Attack

A sudden urge to fap, usually after seeing something insanely hot. Most fap attack sufferers cool their urges with loli. The normal fap-attack-fap yields 1-2 gallons of semen at a time, sometimes up to 3.

/b/tard 1: OMFG I just had a epic fap attack, more lolis plz
/b/tard 2: ur gonna get v& lolz
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by Nymphrix December 9, 2008

Fap-O-Rama

An event of masterbational proportions, such as when a gathering of men and/or women gain witness to sexual nature in its most beautiful form.

Bro#1: Tell me you saw that bangin' chick rip her ass through that lycra...
Bro#2: I think the whole mall saw!
Bro#1: There has got to be at least 10 heads in this fap-o-rama...I'm gonna call my bro, he works for surveillance.
Bro#2: Bro, commence the call.

by Mestrus October 6, 2008

Fap Farmer

Equivalent to a jackoff or a wanker. Also a term for masturbating excessively.

That dude is a total fap farmer.

by DangerCain March 11, 2015

Fap Fuel

Something that makes you turned on and want to masturbate.

Oh man did you see Sheila's dress last night, now that was fap fuel.

by TruFacesWillCome September 28, 2011