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Do you even lift bro? 

Male greeting. Used most often among a group in a chat room. Depending on the answer, the person will be judged to be "in" or "out". This is normally followed by an extended boasting session. However, the boasting is reversed and as a person is accepted into the group, a tall tale is told about them.
Cyborg walks into a room and says "Hey everyone"
Nova responds with "Hey Bro"
Cyborg say "Do you even lift bro?"
Adabear says "I lifted your mom last night, does that count?"
**Now accepted as part of the group**
Cyborg says "Adabear is so big he once lifted the ocean, just cause he dropped his sunglasses while Jetskiing!"

After appropriate laughter, this continues as a greting
Do you even lift bro? by Adabear September 2, 2013
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we're even 

From Spin City... Meaning "cya later"
Carter: We're even!
James: Even Buddy!
we're even by Jonathan.st March 3, 2004

Don't Even

Short version of Don't even bother
1: Thanks
2: Don't even
Don't Even by WK Coke can December 4, 2003

don't even trip

trip joke,joking,messing,kidding,playing
Dan:I just saw your girl with another guy at the mall!!
Kurt: Don't even trip! ..You're trippin right?
don't even trip by Kelse November 29, 2003

Literally can't even

A state of absurdity that one "literatlly can't even"... Process, fathom, or deal with.
Donald Trump's presidency is an insult to American intelligence; I literally can't even.

not even 

term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all
Eric: You good, man?
Cory: Not even.