Sound engineer

Somebody who wrongfully uses the title "sound engineer" for their job when they really belong to a group called "sound technicians".

Their job is to facilitate the production of sound during recordings and events using technology that an actual engineer has designed.

"So what do you do you for a living?"
"I'm a sound engineer"

"Ah so you must be quite good with electronics then"
"No, I just sit in a recording studio and press buttons"

"Ah right, I think you mean you are a sound technician"

by Frankxk April 20, 2021

squirt engine

A mixed drink made from Squirt soda, Gin, and a little grenadine.

"Squirt Engine is a great drink."

by Mo D March 15, 2008

Brown Pipe Engineer

A plop plumber who always visits via the tradesman’s entrance.

Timmy was visited by the Brown Pipe Engineer in the dead of the night.

by K-Slash April 27, 2006

enginerdy

When a conversation involving a normal person and an engineer moves into the fields of science and engineering.

"That comment you made about the beam carrying a load of 200 kg is so enginerdy."

by I_R_Ubuntu June 15, 2009

Engine Swap

To pull a internal combustion engine from its original vehicle and put another in its place.

Pulling a V6 from a sports car and putting a V8 in it instead, would be considered a engine swap

by 3.4Lto5.7LSwapCamaro December 10, 2012

enginerity

The quality of the work completed by unqualified engineers.

The enginerity of that guy's work is remarkable.

by DISTURB3D January 2, 2017

Engineer

A guy who finds a way to make stuff. Like this computer, your car, that nuclear missle silo next door...
It doesn't always work. But it's pretty damn funny!

Trust me, I'm an engineer! I think we'll put this thing right here.
Trust me, I'm an engineer! What the fuck just happened here?
Trust me, I'm an engineer! With epic skill and epic gear!
Trust me, I'm an engineer! Oh shit I think I'm outta here!

by CADPATRICK February 18, 2018