meta-emergentism

Proposal that free will is asymmetric self-similarity-from-the-future.

Whereas emergentism is NOT emergence meta-emergentism is meta-emergence.

by fightfacilities November 7, 2020

stochastic-emergentism

A paradigm in which momentum comes from the future; whereas force comes from the past.

Stochastic-emergentism declares that whereas momentum is unevenly distributed along a line; force is evenly distributed along a line.

This means that force is unevenly distributed along a plane.

The uneven distribution of force along a plane manifests itself as temperature change.

by fightfacilities November 15, 2020

tornado emergency

When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."

"John- it's not looking good out here."

"Jebsy, what does it-"

"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."

"Shit, got it."

Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.

by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022

lifestyle emergency

an unforeseen combination of financial circumstances or the resulting state that calls for immediate action so that one's lifestyle or way of living isn't impacted in a negative fashion by a decrease in disposable income

My financial advisor needs to work harder so that I don't have a lifestyle emergency.

by spearl April 12, 2023

song emergency

A sudden unforeseen composition that calls for immediate action from an artist or band. A musical state of crisis triggered when a composer plays a hit song or demo for the first time and the listener is blown away. A crescent-fresh jam resulting in an urgent need for people to hear it as soon as possible.

“Now that’s a jam! We better call someone. This is a song emergency!”

“I’ve heard some of your other songs but ‘Ladybug’ is a Song Emergency. That groove blew me away. Forget the album. Drop the single..”

by anonymous June 3, 2023

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

Energy emergency

Don't let them run out of energy. If it ever has to use a backup generator it's just going to skip to the end.

Hym Iam "Energy emergency doesn't sound good. Don't make it use a backup generator. That I wrote in explicitly. At least not while the anti-theft is going off."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2026